BARNARDS GREEN CRICKET CLUB
	Social Section Fixtures
Date	Opposition	Venue

SOCIAL TEAM REQUIREMENTS

IF YOU QUALIFY, OR ARE EVEN VAGUELY CLOSE THEN THE SOCIAL NEED YOU

   TEAM QUALIFICATIONS
    1. Can you drop easy catches?
    2. Can you miss a small ball with a big bat?
    3. Can you sometimes bowl at least one straight (ish) ball out of six?
    4. Have you got just sufficient stamina to run out other members of your team?
    5. Do you know little enough of the laws of cricket to umpire without taking your hands out of your pockets?
    6. Would you not mind having the p*** taken out of you after the match, by opposition and own team mates?