Caption competition entries…….

Marek: “ So Andy. Have you heard of Subsurface Geotechnical then?”

Andy: “ Yeah, I booked ‘em for a gig last year!”

Auditions are under way for the Green's Disney Christmas Pantomime as 'would be'

Jiminy Cricket and Pinocchio arrive.

The contenders promote the Green's Celebrity Wrestling Bout.

Bill 'The Twitcher' Hoddy versus Marek 'My name scores 3196 at scrabble' Wajzer

Marek : - “No Andy. When I said ‘have a blow’ I didn’t expect you to follow me all night!

Now when are you going to play with, sorry, FOR me again on a Sunday?”

Andy imagines Marek 'Pole Dancing'

Marek- “if he gives me one more wolf whistle i will hit him on the head with my corona bottle”.

BGCC Captains Think Tank in action

Marek; '' If I could give you just one tip Andy, always watch the game from
point and bat at No 7
Andy ''But where would Robbie Lewis go if I did that?''

Marek ''If you're going to be as successful as me Andy ,you'll have to pull
your socks up!''
Andy '' If I pull 'em up any more they'll be over me waist man!

Marek' What's the secret of being a good tosser Andy?''
Andy ''Don't know. Perhaps we should ask Dick Brown''

To paraphrase Oscar Wilde
''at least by talking to each other they made only two people bored
instead of the entire bar''

Aha......two cricketing luminaries who can light up a clubhouse bar just by
leaving it!

Mareick comes to the karaoke dressed as his idol, unfortunaetly Andy has no
Timmy Mallett in his collection!!