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Name

Jeremy Clarke

AKA

Jezza - Jez – Pieman – Lard - Old Lard –Daft- Bert – Shag –-Marv

Date of Birth

18-01-81

Previous Clubs

None

The Captain picks me for…

 

The wrong reason

Top Score

106* Vs Ramblers 2nd XI – 89 vs Dominies 1st XI

Best Figures

8 -39 Vs Enville 1st XI

Best Player Played With

Daniel Flynn / Andre Russell

Best Player Played Against

 

Ryan Nurse Barbados,

Favourite Cricketing Memory

Promotion to Birmingham League

Best Tour Destination

Barbados

Best Teas

Ramblers - Cookley

Worst Teas

Coleshill

Song I’d most like to go out to bat to

 

Walk the Line Johnny Cash

Walk or Stay

Depends

Best Batting Partner

 

Binksy makes me look like Barry Bethell ..Slim & Fast

Opposition I most like to beat

 

 

Kidderminster….Bunch of bell***s

If I could change one rule it would be..

 

Whatever rules are written for that ridiculous “Honours” board