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Name

Jeremy Clarke

AKA

Jezza - Jez – Pieman – Lard - Old Lard –Daft- Bert – Shag –Eck -Marv

Date of Birth 18-01-81

     

Previous Clubs

None

The Captain picks me for…

 

The wrong reason

Top Score

106* Vs Ramblers 2nd XI – 89 vs Domonies 1st XI

Best Figures

8 -39 Vs Enville 1st XI

Best Player Played With

Daniel Flynn

Best Player Played Against

 

Ryan Nurse Barbados

Favourite Cricketing Memory

Promotion to Worcestershire County League 1st Division

Best Tour Destination

Barbados

Best Teas

Ramblers - Cookley

Worst Teas

Hay on Wye

Song I’d most like to go out to bat to

 

F**K you I wont do what you tell me

Walk or Stay

Stay every time

Best Batting Partner

 

Certain Brummy from Alfrick !! ‘watch my F**king Lexus Kid’

Opposition I most like to beat

 

 

Malvern (formerly Ramblers this year !!)

If I could change one rule it would be..

 

Shouldn’t be able to change your name to save you from bankruptcy!