Name

Steve Metcalfe

AKA

Mettie , Porn Star

Date of Birth

Guess !!!

Previous Clubs

Newland

The Captain picks me for…

His New Shirt

Top Score

108* vs touring team

Best Figures

9-58 vs Taverners in the pre-hamstring days

Best Player Played With

Phil Birch – Newland

Best Player Played Against

Martin  Saunders

Favourite Cricketing Memory

Batting with Rob Richards when he hit winning runs to win Tansell Cup for Newland.

Best Tour Destination

TBA

Best Teas

Alvechurch and Hopwood I think…. Strawberries and Cream – I likes that I does !!!

Worst Teas

Newland outside in the rain.

Song I’d most like to go out to bat to

Should I stay or should I go?

Walk or Stay

Walk

Best Batting Partner

Engine …. We don’t run much!

Opposition I most like to beat

All of them.

If I could change one rule it would be..

Win or lose cricket…. Batting for a draw is Sh*t !!!